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13th Hustle: Lean Mean Garage-Cleaning Machine

July 26, 2007 Hustles 16 Comments

***This post has been updated, please see the information at the end of the article.***

You’ve seen the horror, you’ve seen the mess, you’ve even seen the sighs as people lament coming home and parking their car.

Yes, I’m referring to the unclean and cluttered garage!

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Just about every garage in the United States could use a cleaning. Some are in desperate need of a complete overhaul. If you are brave enough to delve into the remote areas of the nether region, you can offer this service to homeowners in your community. You can set your own hours and prices depending on the work load, and you can even hire people once you have a system in place.


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12th Hustle: Sell Water

July 24, 2007 Hustles 11 Comments

The Hustler has officially gone mad. How do you sell something that is seemingly free?

Let me show you.

There are many different angles that you maythink I am going to approach this from. Sure, you can buy bottles and sell it on a hot street corner in the summertime, maybe even slap your own label on the bottle, that may be lucrative for ya. But what happens if it rains?

Or maybe you would like to go toe-to-toe with your local municipality and sell your own brand of H20. Good luck with that!

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Da Hustler always wants his readers to think higher, so here is the real deal. What I’m talking about is offering a service to offices, hotels and other local businesses to supply their water to them, along the lines of a Crystal Springs (or any number of businesses whose name ends in Springs). What you will do is get contracts with the business owners, and sell them everything that the big guys sell them for less. For instance, it may cost $20/month for water service to one suite in an office building, which normally consists of three bottles of 5-gallon water containers and the water cooler itself. Well if you can offer this same service for $15 dollars/month, you already are ahead of the game!

The key to this hustle is in numbers and customer service. The best thing to do is target office buildings that have a lot of suites, and offer your services to them. See if you can get in contact with the building manager, and get them to sell your services to the tenants! Not only do you have the trust factor, but you don’t have to do the legwork or run into cold shoulders because of any ‘No Soliciting’ ordinances that may be in effect. Also, be timely and courteous so you can get more business through word-of-mouth advertising. The best way to approach something like this would be to hit new buildings either under construction or nearly complete, so you can be the first to get the contracts.

The materials required for this hustle are:

  • Water cooler (~$75)
  • Water bottles (~10)
  • Water (~$1.50/5 gallons)
  • Adequate transportation
  • A computer to keep up with your clientèle

Now there is an initial investment up front, but you could do a contract that has a required duration of 3, 6, or 12 months to ensure you get a return on your investment, else there will be an early termination fee (yes, just like the cell phone companies). If anything happens to the machine, you would have to replace it, but if you do a contract for 1 year, it will be covered under the manufacturer’s warranty anyway. As long as you keep the water bottles clean, they should last longer than the machine itself in most cases! Finally, as you grow, you will need to get a truck to handle all of the bottles and machines you will be deploying. This hustle also complements my 3rd Hustle, which spoke of selling destruction services to these same types of customers since they are in the same locations!

The whole world is on the new health kick wave, and clean water has always been something that we need. Be a supplier of this, and you’ll grow to be a major player in this market!

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11th Hustle: Sick of Dating Services?

July 17, 2007 Hustles 13 Comments

I love this next hustle! However, it’s not for the sqeemish, so be warned. Also, it’s not really for children, so have your kids jump on over to Disney for a couple of minutes! :)

In this not-so-big world that we live in today, people have a increasing need to feel accepted. Special. Wanted. Needed. Yeah, sometimes you want to just tell them to grow up and stop acting like a big baby, but the truth is — as humans — we do have the need to feel connected to one another. It’s this need that has fueled the growth of thousands of dating sites all over the world. No matter what your pleasure, there is a site for it:

  • Christian Dating
  • Ethnic Dating
  • Foreign Dating
  • Prehistoric Dating
  • Teenage Dating
  • Mature Dating
  • Midget Dating
  • Fetish Dating
  • Sugar Daddy Dating
  • Sugar Momma Dating
  • I’m-About-To-Die-Inherit-My-Wealth-&-Estate Dating (*cough* Hanna Nickol)
  • Adult Dating
  • the list goes on and on

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As you can see, there is not a shortage of “themes” for dating sites, and more continue to pop up every day. So my hustle for you is to start a dating site! You’ll make millions and be rich!

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C’mon, you have to expect more from the hustle man! One thing that all these dating sites have in common is that the members typically like people who are free of diseases. Clean folk. Untainted. Bug and germ free. (They may have other issues, but that’s not your concern right now) However, this often leaves the disease-laden people feeling left out and unappreciated. So my angle on this would be to start a site that caters to those people who test positive for any disease! I’ve seen sites catering to people with AIDS, Herpes, etc., but none that expressly deal with any and all diseases. Full disclosure would be a part of the signup process, and you would have to have a clause that protects you from any lawsuits from people who are not honest.

Now there may be some sites out there that I don’t know about, but this wouldn’t stop you from getting your hustle on. You can use existing sites for research purposes, and you can see where they operate and how far their reach is. Is it national? Local? Regional? Whatever they are not doing, you could make it a target for your site. I do suggest that you start locally and move up from there, so you’ll have practice with a smaller audience before you go for the big time. Also, down the line you may be able to get sponsors from the pharmaceutical companies to display ads on your site! And you know how deep their pockets are!

Hey, people who are diagnosed with diseases are living longer today, and from what they show on television, they are having a grand old time kayaking, climbing mountains, and traveling the world! You don’t have to get sick to do that though; just make some good money and help people find love with others who share their plight.

Warning: Video has adult themes and language, view discretion is advised. Intended only for amusement. MNH did not produce this video.

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