Hustle Humor: The Death of Sanity

There are almost no words to describe the insanity in this video. If you like it, you mind may be a lil twisted…but that’s okay, because we all have traits that make each individual…

Unique.

It should go without saying, but please do not attempt any of the stunts you see in the video. The people who made it are not professionals, and I don’t think the stunts were performed on a closed course. Viewer discretion — as well as non-participation in any sort of re-enactment — is definitely advised! Also, parental guidance is suggested, as there may be one or two not-nice words embedded.

Da Hustler will not lie, the part about Casper was kinda funny!

Holiday Hustle Humor: Proper Turkey Preparation

Ah, Thanksgiving. Time off from work, fellowship with your friends and family, and who could forget the turkey? The turkey is often the centerpiece of Thanksgiving, but it’s also one of the most hectic in terms of preparation. Mr. Bean has been so kind to give us a step-by-step tutorial on the proper way to bake your bird:

Da Hustler appreciates the instruction, but that’s one bird that he will not be partaking of! Happy Thanksgiving!

Hustle Humor: The Resurrection of Bob Barker

Can Da Hustler be honest with you for a moment? I really don’t like the new host of The Price Is Right. Of course it takes time to get used to someone new, but this is just horrible. It’s almost like Dilbert is doing the show now, and it just doesn’t have the same feel. I remember the days when Bob Barker had black hair instead of the gray that he sports now, back when a million dollars was a lot of money and people still sorta respected their elders. I wish Bob Barker could have done the show forever, just like I could never image Alex Trebek leaving Jeopardy!, Pat Sajak and Vanna White leaving The Wheel of Fortune, or Ryan Seacrest leaving American Idol.

Personally I hope we can find Osama Bin Laden before any of those events happen.

But c’est la vie, you can’t stop the progression of time, you can only learn from it and remember the happy moments. It’s with this fond appreciation of the past that I bring to you a shining moment in the history of Bob Barker. I don’t think I have seen Happy Gilmore all the way through, but the undisputed best part of the movie was the infamous brawl between Adam Sandler and Mr. Price is Right himself. So without further ado, I bring to you a moment in Barker history.

Bob, you are sorely missed! I’ll still recommend that you get your pets spayed or neutered. And keep them away from Michael Vick!